S: Finished

He broke up with me last night.

I owe you details. But the gist of it was that we aren't going anywhere so he doesn't want to waste my time.

I'm as confused as you are.

We did manage one last great round of "personal" time this morning. I'm gonna miss that.

So I'm back in the game. And still have time to find an August.

Watch out boys. I'm putting alligators in the mote. Nobody's busting down the walls this time. But I have a game to finish and some spinster cred to earn back. There will be no survivors.